October

Its been awhile.

And now its Christmas Eve! (Actually technically its Christmas from where i am at.)

Merry Christmas.

The last time i did a blog was.....august, wow that's a while ago, and i said i would talk about how the month of august was for me next, well i was, but then i realized that i didn't have to do the blogs in order, after all the stuff i write about are usually things that happened so long ago that i forget them, so why don't i save the trouble and quit the blo write them out of order? So that means i can write about the more recent months first, and THEN write about the stuff that happened months ago that i was going to write about but is taking millions of years get finished!

So here is October.

First off (i think) we (me and my mom and dad) had to go to some boring ass wedding (actually it was honeymoon thing.) for some friends of a friend or something (people we didn't personally know), i didn't care but i had to go to it for “niceness sake”, neither did mom and dad, but we did anyways, and we still ended up having fun there.

How? well there was this card that was given out to guesses that was like a bingo card, it had things that you had to look for that people in the party had, and if you got all of the ones on your paper you would win a prize or something, it had things like “has a vintage suit” “is dancing for the first time” “comes from the east coast” and other kinds of things that someone in a party like this one would be like.

if you know us.....well...if you know me, you would know that i love vandalism, and so we took our piece of paper, and replace the boring ones that people in real life would realistically have, with funny interesting ones, like “comes from the east coast of Russia”, “is the inspiration for Indiana Jones”, “is wearing a vintage suit of armor”, “is a time traveler”, “cured cancer but didn't tell anybody”, “met sasquatch and had babies with him".

the only two that were not changed were "knows kung-fu” and “is dancing for the first time”, which i wanted to change to “is dancing for the last time”, but my mom and dad revoked it for being too dark, and also because there was the chance that the couple could have died in a horrible accident the same day, and the police would find the vandalized bingo card see the suspicious"is dancing for the last time" and scan the bingo card for traces of DNA and find that we were the ones who made the card, and point us as suspects, forcing us to become fugitives.

Now, that would make a good explanation for why the blog has undergone a long hiatus, running away from the law doesn't exactly allow for the time to keep track of a blog, especially with the pace i’m have, but no, its just that i’m just really lazy.

I saw another cool show at the local theater with my mom this month. this time it was a weird acrobatics show called “Punk Cricle”, which was an acrobatics show with bicycles.....and steam punk.

The show, despite the odd premise, wasn't made up through drugs but rather because the company that made it had a long history of making bicycles, so the idea started with bicycle acrobatics rather than steam punk, the steam punk part came because thats what kids are in to these days, yes? nah. more like college students and sci-fi/fantasy writers, its been technically around since the 1800s.

Anyways it was a show about bicycles and it had steampunk things on them, the plot of the show was that some nameless voiceless bike maker makes bicycles and a bunch of acrobatics steal the bicycles and use them for acrobatics and the bicycle maker doesn't like that they're using them for gymnastics, so he bicycle races one of them to queens bicycle NO I AM NOT KIDDING, in slow motion. and at the end he decides he loves gymnastics.

Also there was a part where someone put bike handles on there head like bull horns and pretended to be a bull, and of course that let to the tora tora thing and such but with bicycles.

That's really the only other notable thing i remember from the show, but it was still fun even though i barely remember it.

I give it a 7.5/10 But its still better than that boring hack-feast, Romeo and Juliet. Suck it Shakespeare.

Right before Halloween, i went bowling in a bowling alley called “20th century bowling”, which was actually filled with memorabilia from the 80's and 70's and 90’s, like the blues brothers, but not the 20th century in general (There was no Louis Armstrong from the 20's, or silent films, or 60’s hippy culture, or 1940’s gas chambers.), so they were lying about it covering all of the 20th century, it only had things from the late 20th century.

But i think the title could have also been saying that the bowling here is bowling from the 20th century, but to be honest, i don’t think I've seen ANY bowling that didn't look like it was stuck in the 20th century. so what is so special about this one being stuck in the 20th century? personally, i would prefer if it was called 25th century bowling and sub titled “see the future of bowling today!” and you go inside and its exactly the same as 20th century bowling.

But then again, it had videos that would show up the screen that showed the scores, for whenever someone got a strike or a split or something, and the videos that would play were PAINFULLY BAD, they were cgi videos of like bowling pins with arms and legs doing stupid shit, and failing or succeeding on that stupid shit, and failing or succeeding depending on whether you got a strike or a miss, in my case, it was mostly misses. the animations were obviously of 90’s quality CGI, like the kind seen in the cartoon Reboot and the music video for “Money for Nothing” (look up videos of those two things if you don’t know what they are, go ahead, i’ll wait..............you see how crappy the cgi for those two things are compared to things like pixar today? that's the level of quality the videos in the bowling alley were, like they were from the nineties, guess that's why it was called 20th century bowling then, because the technology there is stuck in the nineties!

Also the bowling ring would sometimes flash music and lights like a disco ball, which means it had a little bit of the 60’s-70’s, so i guess you could call it late 20th century bowling, then.

i went there because there was a event happening there were a few homeschooled families were coming to have “we think we’re so cool because we are homeschoolers” party,and bowl, one of my friends, trey and his family was there (because they were homeschooled)

i met a girl there named leia (actually spelled leah), who lives in a small house with a large amount of brothers and sisters, she likes star wars as evidenced by her name (fan fact, once, watches cartoons with her siblings, and laughs alot. also she was dressed as calypacher, which was what she was dressed as for halloween too.

she also lived in the same neighborhood as mine, which makes it easy for us to meet together for roleplaying, more on that later (in a few sentences).

i was also the worst bowler ever, sometimes i would get a spare or a split but mostly it was miss, miss, and miss, but i didn’t care because i had made a new friend!

(actually i took my badness at bowling badly, but at the end it doesn’t even matter.)

infact i told her about our weekly roleplaying sessions, and she was interesting and since then she's been a regular to our sessions, she seems to like playing characters that have to do with animals, she also seems to be fitting in with the guys well, thankfully, its a good thing that this means that our group isn’t really like the rpg nerd “eeeeeeew, girls” stereotype all that much.

also trey seems to like her alot, as he mainly hangs out with her, and acts extra nice to her, make up your mind on what this means, readers (all six of you not including friends and family).

Lastly in the month was halloween, because its at the end of the month duh, where we had a yet another haunted house, like every year since 2008, with our friends and family helping.

there wasn’t really a theme this year, but there was arguably a vague one, a theme of scary christmas, because of our main attraction, a evil Santa Claus who put the Satan in Santa!

More about that later but first a word about cameron's relationship status.

Cameron, while being part of a room that had the lights being turned off when someone would come into the room and then the lights would turn on, people in costumes would jump out from behind the wallpaper to scare trick or treaters, was in the process of starting a relationship with a mannequin named mannequin, she had no arms “hey baby hows it going....oh.”, unfortunately she fell over when (i think) a scared trick or treater came in through the dark hallway and knocked her over, she did not survive the fall, and thus broke up with cameron quite literally, and only a few minutes into their relationship.

her last words were “i hate sand” and “i’m breaking up with you cameron, LITERALLY”.

rip cameron's girlfriend, she died the same time she broke up with him.

ok i’m done with whatever that was, now lets talk about the EVIL SANTA.

Santa was played by cameron’s dad, he was in a big tent that a sing “If you are younger do not come in here, or santa will be ruined for you for life.”, or something like that, obviously it was not for the young people, the young people had to go down another other path (there were two paths), but the older ones could go through the tent, what they got to see was SANTA CLAUS EATING HUMAN FLESH IN A ROOM THAT HAD BODY PARTS IN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AND A CHRISTMAS TREE AND HE WAS CHAINED TO IT AND HE WOULD JUMP AT THEM BUT THE CHAIN WOULD STOP HIM, WHILE A CREEPY VERSION OF SANTA IS COMING TO DOWN PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND.

IT WAS AWESOME

and

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY

And then they exit through the side of the tent.

Meanwhile my job was to hide in a smaller tent on the path for the people who didn't go into santa’s tent (because either they were young or pussies), where i would jump out of the tent and scare the trick and treaters that came by me, earlier, my job was jumping out at people from behind the wallpapers with cameron, as i mentioned before, but i switched, in fact, alot of people switched the spots they were in, throughout the night, but i only did it one time, i was too lazy to switch to another spot. and i still had fun.

Over all, halloween was fun, indeed, this was the best halloween yet i’ve had yet, and it will only get better the next year.

And lastly I've been seeing a therapist (Starting in October), he is nice, has a dog that tries to kiss me everytime i go. and we talk about personal problems of mine like why do i barely work on the blos, and do i such a hard time focusing on my writing, what should i do about that, and why i do i have a murderous urge to kill my dad whenever he opens his mouth, or my mom for that matter?

i can’t say more because he says that we shouldn’t tell other people about what we talk about unless i want to, and i don’t.

also now that i’ve met a actually therapist, i can safely say now that every single depiction of a therapist in TV and in Movies is wrong, every. single. one.

EVERYSINGLEONE.*

that is all.

And that was the spooky month of October.

But that's not all! if you look up there should be another post detailing how November was for me, enjoy.

*ok maybe not every single one, but most, i mean, like, 99.99 % at least.