......HALLOWEEN BITCHES.
I have the iron man award for staying in a coffin for the entire night. as well as other things.
Once again, like every year since 2007, we had a haunted house on halloween.
this time its theme was an evil circus, with spooky clowns, and there was a terrifying (wow i’m using lots of halloweeny nouns.) circus tent, and a haunted forest (we have that one every year, its a small forest thats in our lawn, that we decorate with coffins and graves and stuff.).
my job was to wear a skull mask, with glowing light goggles, while staying in a coffin, that i would pop out of. my goal was to make it seem like i was fake, (the goggles made me look fake) and then pop out at a trick or treater who didn’t know that i was real. but this was a joint effort. you see, my dad was hanging from a nearby tree on a harness, in a gorilla costume, and if they knew i was real, or if they looked too closely at the “fake” gorilla, he then would....SCARE THE PISS OUT OF THEM. however dad had to switch to another spot, so he had sawyer take over his spot, however sawyer wasn’t as good. but i stayed in the coffin for the entire night, all the way to 10:00, when everybody decided to end it (not enough trick or treaters at the time). so i win the iron man award, for staying in a coffin again for the entre night without falling asleep, does that mean that i should dress as tony stark next year? no.
Everyone else was, of course, just as good, if not better. i heard lots of screams from the tent, often loud, also one of my dad's co workers jessy would often get out of prison, so someone would call out JESSY whenever trick or treaters were seen. also everyone thought i looked cool, and then they would scream at the clowns in the tent.
sooo....it was fucking awesome, so much better than winy day last year.
props to cameron’s dad for being awesome with harnesses, and _ for finding a gorilla costume. and ______ for scaring and awesomeness.
So that what happened on my halloween, now i'm going to talk about what movies i saw in October (And November.)
SPOILERS MOST ARE OLD HORROR MOVIES.
WARNING SPOILERS FOR OLD MOVIES:
the exorcist: Everyone says this is a creepy movie, this is somewhat true, but i felt more grossed out then spooked out (lots of throwing up green throw up.). Still, great movie, i’m sure the number of new members in the catholic church that came because of this movie was worth it. Also, they got a little girl to say bad words such as “Cocks”.
Rosemary’s baby:
Despite being directed by roman polanski, this stantic movie is quite surreal at times, and plays out like a detective in how it reveals the occult backstory, also it being directed by a creep kind of makes it better. Doesn’t it? But on the other hand, This movie is responsible for the santic panic of the 70s and 80s.
:sigh:. Great job roman polanski....
(that wasn’t going into my theory that the satanic panic was a cover up for the mass child abuse done by fundamental christians. But, I'm not alex jones, and he probably believes in that there are satanic cults who sacrifice people and have sex orgy and baby baths anyways. And it might not be true.)
jaws
Its jaws, do i even need to write a review for it?
Yes.
The movie that put spielberg on the map, watch it, if only for the scenes that everyone parodies.
Pan’s labyrinth
More of a fantasy movie, but it there's a man with eyes on his hands, so its a dark fairy tail.
My mom loved the movie, and so did i. One of guillermo del toro’s best. Also The fascist guy was horrible and a perfect (or not since he was a bad guy who killed people alot) creepy human bad guy. And so was the pile of shoes in the pale mans house...creepy? creepy.
Also the faun is not pan, the original title was “the labyrinth of the faun”, and pan is really hyper sexual, which is not what this film is about. (And it would make this film a lot more creeper, and not in a good way, thanks to the main character being 11 years old).
Also toro has said its not pan anyways, so yeah.
This movie is a fairy tail, not lotila, duh.
lotila
..... just kidding
cape fear
another reason to be scared of robert de niro, this remake of j. lee thompson's classic, is one of the only real movies i saw this month that kind of scared me. Manly thinks to the pedophila aspect, oh god, that was....uuuugh.
nightmare on elm street
O.k., its a slasher film from the 80’s, what more needs to be said.
Well, wes carven, despite introducing the world to johnny depp, did try to make this one somewhat subtle in some aspects, like how freddy doesn’t make much jokes like he does in the later movies, and how the nightmares feel like nightmares...that are REAL. It works somewhat well.
the haunting
this, along with pan’s labyrinth, i watched with my mom. It is a classic haunted house film, and a psychology drama. And is subtle in its horror (expect for one scene). in how it depicts the slow breaking of the mind of a young psychic woman. Also, scariest use of the living house clique ever.
All in all, i watched some awesome halloween films, and i hope to continue doing this every october.
also i hate the phrase all in all.
Also, me and my mom and dad went to a rocky horror picture screning (the second time i’ve done so, i probably wrote about it last october, or not.), and we also saw with trey and his mom. trey is a friend of mine, a very weird one. and for the entire movie, looked scared and confused, and after the movie, he said he didn’t know what happened. poor guy.
also, since i saw the movie before, i was easy instead of being a virgin (what they call people who have not been to a one before), and since i survived it, does that mean i’m “hard” now?
and that was my halloween. now don’t look behind you, you might be in for a scare.
