(note i was really getting sick of how i write my blog so this ones more of a diary style, well, at least i tried to make it that way)
august 2013:
First off a tie tide party happened at trey’s (a kid i know) house, me and my dad and my mom made tie tide shirts, thats it. also david was there and did stupid shit like play telltale’s walking dead game on the xbox 360, and i fucking suck at it.
Then there was dragonflight, a gaming convention in seattle that like most gaming convions, you can play rpgs at. The people there were varied, some were fat and creepy nerd, and had too much chips, others were cool, like the ones who played cold dead hand with us, and others were the unlucky girlfriends of those creepy guys, feel their pain.
The things we did at it were:
first i ran a unknown armies scenario called “jailbreak”, it ended with one of the player characters (played by david) jumping out a window to his death while laying “Its no use!”.
also dad did a elric scenario called “the sack of melnibone”, it was me david and cameron, and some other guy named scott, unfortunately, since the guy arrived late, we couldn’t finish it, so we had to finish it a week later, sorry scott. (information about the scenario below)
also we (me and my dad) passed up a call of cthulhu scenario about reporters in china for another coc scenario called “cold dead hand”.
(WARNING SPOILERS FOR A GOOD SCENARIO DO NOT READ IF YOU INTENT TO BE a PLAYER IN COLD DEAD HAND FROM THE UNSPEAKABLE OATH # 23!)
Which was about russian soviet special forces in siberia, a day after Gorbachev was removed from power, in a missile compin with missiles that might be launched! there was monsters that could eat more than a normal human body could eat, and we decided to set charges to blow up the missiles, one problem was that one of the guys with us was a guy working for the missile guys, and we didn’t know much about him, and he had a dead man trigger, in fact we almost failed cause that guy shot at a guy he was with on accident, but the guy still survived, and they found out that if you shot them in the chest then they run away, and then the gm had to make a roll to see if we set the charges right, He made it! we stopped world war 3! also the guy with the dead man trigger after the scenario used the dead man trigger just for power “My coffee's not Done? *holds up trigger*”, until our officials took us out of the place. also i was a racist Communications officer. Also there was flamethrower guy (He died). In the end we became members of GRU-SV8. Also the guys playing cold dead hand with us were pretty fucking cool.
(For those who are curious, This scenario is available in The Unspeakable Oath # 23, a great call of cthulhu magazine. and no i was not payed to say that, the scenario was already out when we played it.)
late at night me and cameron did a scenario for the call of cthulhu game the landry, the gm was kind of a nerd (no offence to the nerd if he is reading this, he was kind of nice.), but it was fun, there was a assassin (who SPOILERS FOR THE SCENARIO GOING DOWN TO DUNWICH was working for the church of dagon), some training, a pub, and of course it ended with someone calling the police, or plumbers. the laundry is pretty weird....and english. Also i was a nerd. in game. Yep. I was very tired btw.
david ran for me and dad a short d&d scenario that had us get killed very quickly by a orge. while cameron played a d&d game in the first edition that was much better. he also did a game called hyberia. at the end, Cameron and the other guys stole a big gim.
All in all a fun time.
Despite the murder orgy that happened between the girls and the fats.
oh well, it was worth it only just cause of cold dead hand.
and then camerons had his birthday, we give him 40 dollars.
also we played cards against humanity at his birthday, “I don’t what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with prosites”, and “What Did i get from mexico? teen pregnancy.” among other funny things. great night/ also camron had a terrible haircut.
as for the sack on melnibone (august 10th and august 16th), we were helping with the attack on melnibone, and had to steal a artifact called the “eye of arioch” from a tower full of watery stuff, that was on melnibone, while the city of imrryr was being sacked, so we had to get past the guards guarding the tower, and scott tried to sacrifice himself so we could escape from the guards, but he tripped, and so we had to kill them all. and then in the tower was a bunch of water stuff, which included a slide, shark people, and a room with a water elemental that was covering the enter floor. (The part where we had to stop was when my character a thief climbed up the tower and saw that there was a guy sliding down the tower from a weird water thing, which how we found out there was water shit in this tower, so from this point on scotts character is played by ) we fought some guards in the tower and one of us got graped by the water elemental, but the cultist took control of the water elemental, and released him, meanwhile scott went into the next room which a big room full of water, with shark people. the shark people killed him, and then we went into the room and killed them all. and then we managed to get to the bottom of the tower and steal the eye of arioch, but first we had to deal with the water currents pushing us down, we managed to get thru thanks to the cultist using a spell to direct it back, and then once we got it we got washed back onto the shore of imrryr, and then we got back on our ship....where we had to get past a sea battle that was waging, we escaped thanks to elric summoning a wind elemental, which made us fly away, but then the dragons of melnibone woke up and burned everyone to death, except for the cultist :l. and then the cultist and a random sailor sailed on the outsherks of the island with the eye.
btw the adventure actually isn’t over yet, there's one part with cameron that he has to do, but that will be next blog post. (btw theres was a general guy with us, but he got forgotten by the gm (my dad) and when he remembered him he killed him off by feeding him to the sharks. well shark people but still.)
it was fun however.
i then went to the the emp with my parents, david and his mom, and cameron and his bro. we saw the fantasy exhibit, and once again did that no time to waste thing, this time it was “i love d&d”, obviously based on “i love rock and roll”.....it was terrible. Video below:
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ugh, so cringe worthy.
then theres the titlanst propbly of my thooth, oh god, where to start?
first off i had a tooth that hurt whenever i touched it, so we went to the dentist, the dentist took a xray of my mouth and found that the tooth that hurt and another tooth on the opposite side of my mouth were two extra teeth that totaled to more than a normal human being (usually) has in his mouth , thus making them mutants teeth.
I tried applying to the x-men, but they kicked me out cause, seriously, 2 extra teeth? and 1 of them hurt? are you kidding me? Thats a disability, not a mutant power. Though....Doesn’t it hurt when wolverine takes out his claws? (Professor X should kept his goddamn standers straight.)
Anyways, the teeth were coming out like a slow volcine and so they removed them by knocking me out with a needle with knock out stuff, and then taking out those teeth with their bare hands (well actually, no that’s not what happened, but i wish it did), and then i was dragged out of the hospital into the car of my dad, by my dad, and now i have two empty spots were teeth should be, AND i had to take drugs and put in clogs in my mouth because it was sore in those spots, to relieve the pain, it had sutures in which was why it hurt (don’t worry stranger on the internet, it only takes . right now its no longer sore but the spots are still there, making know as the man who has 2 missing teeth, or not since the dentist are going replace them soon, but yeah. now theres a box somewhere with two mutant teeth in them. maybe one day they will grow awareness and become x men villains. just like the blob “no one moves the blob”.
Really the only important thing here is me wishing i was drugged while typing this. great opportunity missed.
Anyways thats it for august.
