Tuesday, April 30, 2013

april

oh god this (april) was a long month.
i spent lots of time with my friends and-well, i might make another post or a edit of this post for any jokes i remember during our hanging out.
but anyways, first off we did a thing called geocast where you use a gps system to find a box near the area, david was there with us, and we joked about how the app said that there are “geocasts all over the world from america to antarctica” we joked about how there are ones in every country, and theres probably a north korea one, so we would have to jump over the fence and if the soldiers found us, then we would say that we are geocasting, and they would lets us go, of course it would probably start a war.
anyways, we found the box, and there was a note thing to write in so that you can say you found it, and me and dad wrote in it “now go get a life”.


we went to a emp museum that had a very cool sci-fi-horror museum, a museum for the band nirvana, composed of Dave “Since kubran committed suicide and that would make a drummer that nobody cares about i’ll have to start my own band with a really stupid name” Grohl, Krist “um, who?” Novoselic, and Kurt “totally not killed by Courtney Love” Cobain*, also a jimi hendrix one, since they are both from seattle, also there were a few rooms where you could play with instruments and stuff like that, i should note that before we went to the thing we had made up a song about aquaman (the worst superhero ever), doing...things to the creatures of the sea, and so we saw that there was this thing where you could go on to a fake stage, and pretend to be a band pretending to be good at playing instruments, and the song we wanted to play was the aquaman song, but the guy doing the recording said that aqua man sucked, and muted the lyrics, btw our band name was “no time to waste”. after superman 64. yep


later we got into a recording room, and start randomly banging instruments, while yelling aquaman alot, yeah. it sounded....surprisingly well!


role playing side, we are playing a scenario called chaos exultant which involves a trip to a chaos plane, we have not finished the scenario yet, but so far:
David made a new character with a NAME, “bakshi”, named after ralph bakshi, and has a demon that possesses animal bodies. hopefully he’ll survive as davids characters die alot.
Balgruuf, a thief known for his chaos daggers, which can contrail his mind and kill people, summoned a demon due to the fact that we were on a chaos plane, the demon made a deal that he would do what balgruuf wanted him to do if he give one person to kill, balgruuf changed it to two!
the same type of demon from see hwamgarrl and die, a bunny, the one that killed Davids cultist, was on the plane. fucking bunnies.


also we finished the scenario the four seasons, sort of, ok, one thing that happened was that trie got a bunny family as a pet, and had a link with it through magic, unfortunately, due to him being stupid, the bunny got wounded by a soldier, an old lady (makes sense in context) killed it too put it out of its misery. he was pissed off.


also david had another character killed by his own stupid choice, as he climbed up a hill to kill a archer, and got shot in the face a few times by the archer, killing him.


anyways ,the four seasons ended in a bullshit way, basically, we need three items (two items and 1 lady actually)  to finish the scenario , and it turns out one of the characters (the one Sean was playing) needed it to do a spell for his cult, and so he stole it in the night, and took off with it.


the very shitty end. >:(


on a more fun level, there was a magic tournament, other than getting our ass kicked, there was the fact i went through it without once talking about politics, yay, also cameron got some booster packs.


the very happy end. :)



and that's it, boy that sure was a month.


*i don’t actually believe kurt cobain was murdered btw, or that any of the others members of nirvana were memorable.