Monday, December 24, 2012

christmas eve

merry not christmas! (or merry holiday if you want to piss of ben reilly.)

since its not christmas yet, i’m going talk about stuff thats happened in the past month.

i watched seven, another movie by the guy who made fight club, heres my review of it:

it has Morgan Freeman in it, of course its good!

Morgan Freeman/10

yep.

there was also some cookie party thing where there were cookies that you eat or something, whatever, the only thing interesting was that it was like apocalypse now in that there were lots of crazy kids everywhere, something more exciting about that night, was friday night magic with david and cameron and camerons brother zack, we spent the rest of the night by torturing david with superman 64.

we saw cameron at his school where he was playing drums at a christmas thing where there was music, the music was obviously christmas related, whatever, i went there for camerons drums and he did quite a good job at the drums, SO GOOD that it made my ear drums blow up, i am know death. it was fun, i guess.

since christmas is coming, me and dad had to do lots of shopping, yeah. not much here.  we have also been decorating the christmas tree, no surprise here.

cameron and david have been visiting me also, and here’s something interesting.  we have been playing a scenario for the roleplaying game elric, the scenarios name is “karysoons quest”, it is about a guy named karysoon going to a forest named “the forest of tros”, to find herbs to make potions out of.

the two sessions we’ve had so far involved: a bar fight, two FRIEDNLY npc deaths by the same player, a failed attempt at a heist film, an evil dagger that possesses people, a character being renamed from “tor” to “tor the stoner”, the words: “i smock some weed” “i was hiding the body” “your dick must be size of peanut” “we should have a viking funeral for her” and “YES! the fapping worked!” (thankly the last one was only alluded to), a character named “the heavey”, and next season we might all die.

fun game!

also mom got her prescription filled, yep.

hmm what else.

oh, THE END OF THE WORLD!

it didn’t happen (as you can see by the fact i am living), To the surprise of anyone who believes jesus was NOT a jew*

also heres a stupid video i saw:
THE TOP TEN BEST FUCKING GAMES OF ALL TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAV1D_2gnGw
(first which the video then read the bottom)
ok, i made the video, as a joke to david whose fear of superman 64 is great, incase you didn't get the joke. but i’ve just ruined it for you by explaining the joke. more ruining the joke, its not my real top 10 best games, but it is my top ten BEsT FUCKING GAMES!

i have no clue what a fucking game is.
i just realized that you could use that sentence to say i don’t know what a game is, and i put fucking in there cause i’m weird, can’t get through a game without saying the word FUCK.
so let me refresh it a pit.
i have no clue what a “fucking game” is
(its a game that has sex in it)

anyways, have a merry christmas, and see you after or on christmas :).

(next entry will be more interesting.)

*jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, ok got it? good.

sorry.