despite writing my last post on January 3rd, i forgot to mention that day was the day i saw the breakfast club with mom.
the breakfast club, which is about 5 teens who can some how run behind a full grown man and not be heard or dedicated by him at all, is, like all john hughes (famous and late film writer and director) movies, a good movie, and the main characters are assholes (this includes home alone). It is also one of the most iconic 80’s films ever, i think the reason why is because high school movies usually have the teen heroes seem like, you know, mortally right heros, vs “Evil” adults and bullies, and its usually cheesy and unrealistic.
but here, the adults ARE assholes, but the teens, are also assholes, and obviously have problems, realistic ones, and are basically messed up versions of the typical high school movie archetypes *WARNING SPOILERS DOWNHILL AND TO THE SIDE* (jock’s trying to live up to his asshole dad’s exceptions, the nerd almost committed suicide because he won’t get a perfect score, juvelien is a huge asshole and has a terrible dad, loner just wants to be noticed, prom queen is a bitch because the pressure forced her into being a bitch),
*ITS GONE NOW*
thus it was unique and thats why it a classic.
that and its, you know, a good movie.
TL;DR: its well know because it was different from the other high school movies at the time.
and now time for the sorry story of my passport.
we are going on a vacation with some of the rossfeld family, to the caribbean, and disney world, but since we are going to the caribbean, which is another country, I need my own passport.
so, me and dad went to the photo place to take the picture and they took three pictures of me, the first two were ether of me blinking, or looking stupid, and the third one looked like i had just escaped from the asylum, or i took pictures of myself and uploaded them to the internet right before going on a rampage in either a school, a theater, a office, or all of the above, in a epic (And horrible) gun house to house fight, like the movie "heat".
what i mean, is that i looked like the photo of that guy who shooted up that theater in aurora playing the dark knight rises.
they rejected it, they said it was because it didn’t come out right. Well, thats what they say, but we know its because it sucked.
So we took another one.
we went to another photo place, the first two photos were of me blinking because of the flashing light of the camera. but the third was just a normal picture of me, well, of me looking like i’m about to cry. but still, it put an end to my worries of having a impressing photo of myself on my passport for 10 years or something.
so because of that it isn’t really a sorry story, i guess. a avoided one as you could say.
after all that stuff, i saw another john hughes film with my mom (accidently, we did not realize the connection to breakfast at the time), planes, trains and automobiles, which is the only john hughes movie in which the main character is not an asshole-actually, hes kind of a asshole in one scene, and for the enter movie he plays the part of the frustrated man with bad luck. so yes hes an asshole.
Why does john hughes like writing about assholes so much?
....Oh god, that came out the wrong way didn’t it?
after that i saw the movie “Crazy People” with mom.
it was awesome.
also today (Note: January 30th) i saw the fifth indiana jones movie, Indiana Jones And The Kid Who SPOILERS UP MY ASS
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Accidentally Committed Genocide With A Video Game.
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SPOILERS OUT MY FRONT (no more spoilers)
The movie sucked because indiana jones had barely any role in it.
I mean, whos idea was it to focus on the kids?
Did the writers, directors, producers, and extras SEE temple of doom?
The children in that movie were ANNOYING and UNREALISTIC, kids can’t drive, especially not in india! and who makes kids work in mines? NO ONE THATS WHO this is me dartagnan, i am writing this as fast i can, they payed me to write that, in reality many kids are forced to work in china, with almost no food, and have generally unhappy lives, the worst part is that this is supported by america, who doesn’t care about human rights for the sake of money, once again this proves that capitalism is a terrible system, please spread this message....either know this is easily found out by googling.... soooo this isn’t that much of a secret....anyways, temple of doom is somewhat accurate, but one thing that is bullshit is the portrayal of hinduism! ooooooh let me tell you what, the first thing thats stupid is the---OH SHIT THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhowamistillwirtingAAAAAAAAH
wait, i can say its done by china, well nevermind then, i just mis-ah fuck it, i just used this framing device of me being payed to say something i didn't want to say, so people wouldn't be bored by my soap boxing about china and america. Also, kids sometimes drive cars.
anyways, it was dumb to focus on the kids, because kids are annoying in indiana jones, its a rule.
Besides, Harrison Ford doesn’t even do anything indiana jones like! How lame, at least in Crystal Skull he found a crystal skull, and used it to defeat a russian chick, but here they focus entirely on the aliens! dumb dumb dumb.
Anyways, see you next month.
Because i’m watching you.
....ok, i’m not, i was just making a joke. and announcing my plan to become world dictator.
see you later.
