after christmas blog

*note: this blog post will be prof-read later*
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so i just had a fun Christmas day, and it was very fun, so here are the presents i got for Christmas:

call of cthulhu:
delta green: eyes only
new tales of the miskatonic valley
cthulhu invictus
keeper’s companion vol. 2
mansions of madness
brb rule book
non- call of cthulhu
sonic screwdriver from doctor who
a book called “vs.”
a toy puzzle


i watched the Doctor Who Christmas Special, it was awesome, that's all i can say.

Kathy came over, we were supposed to watch the 500 fingers of Dr.t, but we did not get to, we still had fun.

i got lots of Candy to eat, i still have them, and we got cheesecakes (from some of moms Friends), pie, ice cream, it was very good, i love it so much.


i watched the movie rare exports, which is a Portland film, it is about Santa claus, who a punch of reindeer herder find out about the real him, and he was frozen!
AND HE EATS KIDS!
its a awesome film

also my friend Gabe came over last day, nothing to note.

christmas eve blog

sorry for a long wait, but now it is done!

Halloween was fun, there was my friend Hyacinthe and her family, the denenfelds, Christina, uncle Paul and my moms friend Kathy. me, dad and the denenfelds went trick or treating and after that i was in our yearly haunted house, i was a cthulhu monster, and my dad was a cultist and one of the boys (ether Wolfgang or Odin), it was quite fun, also there was a cameo by my friends shawn and Cameron and some other guy, and Justin Bieber, who i killed with a gun, removing him from the earth, awesome!


also
my mom’s friend Brent came to visit and stay with us for 2 days, he watched TV, played the maltin movie game with us, also he’s homosexual, also, we went to the movies to see the Muppet's.

Muppet's!

here's my review:

the movie is about the Muppet’s duh! also there was a toy story short before it, is about McDonald's or something, the movie was good, and the short before it was good, but i did not like Elric of Melniboné annoying me while i am watching the movie, screw you elric, and you sword Storm bringer, which you use as a sex toy every night, i hope you die a horrible death, my favorite part was when i beat you up with my fists, screw you, hope you die.
overall: 8/10

we got to have Thanksgiving dinner with some of our friends, like Paul, Kathy, and Cristina, it was a very Delicious Thanksgiving dinner, made my dumb full, delicious! also we saw some of the thanksgiving parade.

also i watched rise of the planet of the apes, a loose remake of conquest of the planet of the apes, one of the planet of the apes movies staring Charlton Heston, who is a good actor but then he died because of circumstances. this movie is good, and it is awesome that the reason why everything goes to hell is cause some guy was too selfish about his car.

Anyways, see you the day after Christmas!

delta blog

sorry for the long wait don’t worry, next one will be one will be out shortly.

so recently I got a new call of cthulhu book and its called delta green, and its a setting is about a government conspiracy set around fighting the cthulhu mythos, and it is a very dark book, capturing the cynical feel of h.p. Lovecraft's story's, and an adventure called our ladies of sorrow, i won’t go in to too much detail on both of them, cause my dad reads the blog, and no spoilers for him.

also there is an awesome (not really) show i have been watching called hercules the legendary journeys, staring sexy Kevin sorbo as the love-able homosexual hercules and his sidekick lolaus.

I've made an episode guide for season one since i have finished it

*note: do not use this as a episode guide under any circumstances*

episode 1: the wrong path
hercules gets angry at hera for killing his family, also its the start of the show, and he starts off on the wrong path, wow he sucks.


episode 2: eye of the beholder
hercules fights a cyclops, beats his ass, but doesn’t kill him, pussy.
also the first appearance of salmoneus, the greek salesman, I'm not kidding.
also the title is a d&d rip off.
whats next? planescape torment?

episode 3:
herc helps a bunch of people who had their city destroyed by hera, cause some guy stole her cup, herc throws the cup, the guy chases after the cup for the rest of his life, and some blind guy predicts the future or something.


episode 4:
herc goes to a festival worshiping Dionysus, and ares crashes the party, asshole.
this one was hard to describe, so here's the easiest way i can describe it

episode 5: ares
ares uses kids to fight for him, and hercules reveals that hes a pervert, and Atalanta joins in to.

episode 6:
hercules catches the “ooh its so blurry” disease and ends up being a whiny bitch about it, it doesn’t help that not-Xena the not warrior princess helps these centaurs to try to kill Herc.

episode 7:
lolaus becomes prideful and is sent to be killed by nemesis. not much to say about this one.
other than lolaus almost kills a bunch of men over a bad joke, ouch.

episode 8
hercules helps a slave, who is Asian, and saves the other slaves who are being slaughtered by the guy who is enslaving them, wow, lots of use of the word salve there.

episode 9
lolaus gets sexually attracted to Xena, almost kills herc, that kind of stuff happens with women and men all the time.

episode 10
look at the title of this episode hercules becomes a slave and is forced to fight in the arena, why can't he just punch the guards and set the slaves free WHY WHY WHY!

episode 11:
herc and lolaus get in a fight with ares dog, while investigating a bunch of vanishing dead, this kind of thing happens to me every month.

episode 12
Xena becomes good, and lots of people die cause herc sucks at saving people, wow he sucks.

episode 13
Xena is still good, and they kill this guy who came back from dead at the end of last episode, stuff like this happens to me all the time.

now I'm (by the way i watch it with my dad) a Little bit behind on hercules due to other stuff like call of cthulhu (for example delta green, see above) and doctor who (see down), but I've seen a few episodes of season 2, so here's a short recap::


episode 1: the king of thief's - Bruce Campbell is in this episode, so its atomically awesome....oh wait the plot, well lolaus is believed to be this thief guy, who is Bruce Campbell, so this episode is awesome, and hercules has to find the real thief guy, and he does (that was easy), but then they get trapped in a dungeon together dun dun dun!


episode 2: all that gilders
herc and salmoneus go the a gambling place that kills children, ouch.


episode 3: whats in a name? - Whats in a weird title? hercules damn butt hole brother has been pretending to be him, and hercules ends up going to a dungeon thingy, and his find trap skill is 0%, wow he sucks, let see him play a session of storm bringer, or wost, call of cthulhu

episode 4: siege on naxos - hercules captures a leader of a band of barbarians, and than the castle they have the guy at is attacked by a bunch of the barbarians, hercules wins, oh and also lolaus is here too, but on the most part, hercules wins, hercules wins.

episode 5: outcast
hercules wins, sorry, some centaur marries some woman human, racism! the woman dies, revenge time!
oh and hercules.

I've been watching doctor who with my parents, and unlike Hercules, i like it, and no recap.

and i got a mole on my eye taken off in an operation, i bring a call of cthulhu book to the hospital, the gas they used on me made me feel like i was away from real life, it made me emotionally sad, its good that the nightmare has been over for a long time, also i had a scab on my eye for a Long time, now its gone.

we went to the zoo with my mom and dad’s friend Paul, and we had a fun time there, we saw some robots of dinosaurs, and lots of apes and monkeys, and i learned a new fact, did you know that there are more hot penguins than arctic penguins, it was a fun time at the zoo.

also for the last few weeks, i have been in an improve class, and I've just finished the last class, it was lots of fun, and there be another class in January.

note that this blog is not up to date, next blog will cover Halloween, and the stuff after that, and a review of the Muppet's movie!

see you next time!

Now its time to catch up on recent events, and talk about my Reno visit, we had 2 planes to take us there, which we do every time we go to Reno, i was scared on the plane cause it moved in a way that made me afraid that it was going to crash.

we were staying in a hotel in a casino were there was a buffet, and it was full of food, and on our last night we had a big Brownie, which we could not finish do to how BIG IT WAS, we would have died if we had eaten it all, there was a pool and it was a fantastic pool, though i felt cold sometimes, and the hot tub was just a Little too hot.

the people who we visited were:
GB and papa john, Papa and Nana, a old Friend of dad who's name was Shawn, and uncle Robert, his wife Rose and their son Zach

since my dads brother had a big belly i slapped it a lot

there were many fun things that happened while we were visiting, it was a darn damn awesome time.

and there i got an Early present from GB and Papa John and it was the malleus monstrorum for call of cthulhu, it was one of the presents i wanted for my birthday.

Hyacinthe and her family came over also for the 4th of July, and we did stuff like go to the shack, the beach, ate melted marshmallows, watched the fire works on 4th of July, rode on the raft on the beach, played hopscotch, drew with chalk, and had a fun time in the raft.

also i had a happy birthday sung to me and since i got call of cthulhu stuff for my birthday, my cake was the necronomicon, and it was very delicious, and there were lots of cthulhu related stuff in the table, and fireworks on the cake, and there was a cthulhu mask i owned with a cthulhu toy i also had pieces from the arkham horror game, all on the table that held the cake, it was an awesome cake, and i love my mom for making the cake, thank you mom.

here's the stuff i got for my birthday, they are mostly call of cthulhu stuff

arkham, a source book for the city seen in many of h.p. Lovecraft's stores, and life in arkham.
miskatonic university a source book for the university seen in many h.p. lovecraft stories (including the dunwich horror), and how to get a education there, and the secrets that life there, and its history.
keeper’s companion vol. 1 lots of background stuff for call of cthulhu, had a vol.2, which i don’t have yet.
malleus monstrorum, got early, but was one of the things i wanted for my birthday, a compilation of monsters for call of cthulhu.

also the innsmouth horror expiation for arkham horror, which allows you to go to the dark town of innsmouth seen in h.p. Lovecraft's the shadow over innsmouth, makes the game more hard than it is!

also i got a new camera so i can make new videos soon. its going to replace my old camera, as that one got stuck in a dry cleaner, and i filmed a few scenes with shan and Cameron, also i hope to get out a new poop, which have not been working cause i been busy with life, but I'm going to try to get it out soon

btw

new post coming during the rapture, also since feb of this year i've been a fan of MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

And thats the reason why i haven't been working on my blog for the hole of this year.

End of spring

I’m really really really REALLY SORRY FOR NO BLOG POSTS, SO HERE IS ThE NEW BLOG!

so we did an Easter egg hunt that we do every year, and i was one of the Bunny's who placed the eggs, and it went very well, and after that we went to the beach, where some other people were at, including quest (who i have talked about before on this blog), who is an atheist like me (I've talked about me being a atheist before on this blog), but he is born to a christian family ( his brother is even named Noah), so we have more in command than i thought (except for the christian family thing, my parents are atheist, but some of my family are christian, and my friend hyancinthe is a christian), so i have someone to help me with taking down the churches.

I saw cats, great musical, i really enjoyed it and i wrote a review about how much i like it here it is:
its good
yeah thats it

also i had procession of the species, I think I have talked about this before, but its an event they have every year were people dress up as animals(broth real and fiction) and march in a parade. I was an aboriginal art eagle, my mom was a butterfly, and dad was a beholder from d&d, it was fun.


also for mothers day, we want to a half-resort, half-water park called great wolf Lodge, along with my friend hyacinthe for the first 2 days (also we had them over at the end of the day we went to procession of the species), it had slides,, pools, arcades and games, even a scavenger hunt, it was awesome, and i would love to go there again, as it was awesome, as i said, sorry for being redundant, i kind of suck at grammar,, sorry, and FYI the night before we went i had to sleep on the futon.

also i had a short first adventure in call of cthulhu, my dad was the keeper, I'm going to be the keeper next time and probably for most of our adventures, I'm looking to have more adventures in call of cthulhu, its a fun role playing game, its probably one of the best role playing games i have played, and also one of the only ones i played, but I've heard about lots of cool supplements for it, so it made really be one of the best role playing games ever.

also here's a interesting site about god and how he is not be real:
http://godisimaginary.com/index.htm
this is one of the most interesting sites I've ever seen, don’t be offended if you are a christian, its just a opinion, plus i am an atheist, and i think you should read it anyways, its one of the best websites I've seen in a long time, i think that the true evil is god since religion does not give good to this world, and god doesn’t exist, so there is no evil. The site itself is a Pretty interesting read by the way, so i think you should read it anyways



and don’t forget kids day too, but it was almost the same as the other ones. Also i got a spring break from my parents on homework, and had a nice week off, and now I'm back to my homework.

ALSO shawn and cameron visited, don’t forget those too.

Mom’s birthday happened and LOTS OF HER FRIENDS CAME OVER! like hyiacinthe and renay and ray, paul, and cathy. It took place in a giant party tent, and had some nice decorations, and i was scared of the fire place, which is designed to not have any fire accidents happen, so that made me look like an idiott, helped by mom’s cake having a firework on it, and I had a great time, and hyacinthe loved liting up the fire place.

and also we want to reno, but i’m saving that till next blog, but i will tell you one thing:
we went to a great renaissance fare with papa and nana where i was a pirate, and i got an (awesome) toy crossbow, that shoots stuff like peanuts and baby marshmallows, and even nerf darts, can work, i also got a nice necklace that was the image the north men had of thor’s hammer! i felt like a bad ass wearing it!, lots of people in costumes were there, i think it was a great renaissance fare.
but thats not it!, THERES A LOT MORE THAT HAPPENED, SEE IT NEXT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL, SAME BAT TIME

also new poop coming soon.

arkham

yeah i skipped a week, but that doesn't matter, I'll tell you what does matter, and its whats happened recently!

something I've failed to talk about last blog is that I've been reading some h.p. lovecraft and playing arkham horror, yes I'm becoming a fan of h.p.lovecraft, and I've recently got the call of cthulhu rpg, and a book that has the first ever call of cthulhu campaign released, Shadows of Yog-Sothoth, I've also been reading his stories, the stories i have read so far are the color out of space and the dunwich horror at the time of writing, next I am reading at the mountains of madness, I'm enjoying his stories, and I can’t wait to play it.

also i think i might get into role playing with the call of cthulhu rpg, and playing dnd, which i haven't been talking about on this blog (I've been playing dnd for almost a year now).

also swan and Cameron came over and we he had a fun time and blah blah blah...who cares, everybody in the world knows it by now, and i don’t think i need to talk about it every time.


also i don’t like capitalism, or America going in to country's for the oil, i just don’t like it, they go to places with lots of people, and it causes wars sometimes, capitalism has people die sometimes, and i think if America does not realist that capitalism is bad, then something bad may happen, that could hurt America ALOT, and i think that capitalism being bad is true, and socialism is better.

I'm also working on a new YouTube poop, and its in early stages, but i think it will be good, I'm sure it will be enjoyable, i hope for it to be finished soon, so look for that in the future.

oh and here’s a video my friend Cameron made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZWH-bpO40M
i edited it.
we will make real videos in the future.

i am deeply sorry for the lack of a new blog post, but i have returned and i will go back to weekly blogs.
now first off, for the last few, I've been feeding a cat owned by our friend, while she’s gone, and i am cleaning the litter box, witch is not as dirty as what some people might think. recently i stopped doing this since the friend is back at the time of writing, and i have got 20 bucks as a reward.

i also went to my nearby forest with my friends Shawn and Cameron, and filmed some footage there, the main reason why, I'll upload it soon, we went there is cause it was a prank on Cameron. the footage will be here soon, i got some of the footage, the rest is on Cameron's phone so i can’t edit to our next visit and we get a adapter for his phone.

oh, and here's a test i made in Garry's mod:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx3iMh5CbiU

as you can see, its not as funny as my last test, but it has cameras and stuff, and its more like a real gmod video, but my videos will get better, so i won’t care if this video sucks, its only a test, and my next video in gmod will be better, and the hp bar will not be seen.

also:
here's a video i forgot to put in my last blog post that I've made 2 months ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol1FGBVt5so
its a test with a green screen
and here's that other test i was talking about:
(NOT FOR KIDS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbs1bWx1Fk
its a funny one.

i also want to the emerald city comic con, and it was a nice time, also its good that there’s a pizza place right by the comic con itself. i have not dressed in a costume at a comic con yet, but i have a idea on what i am going to dress as next year...i will be hera (from greek mythology) holding a divorce paper filing the divorce of zeus (also from greek mythology)...and my dad will be zeus holding a bolt of lighting...but that doesn’t help cause he’s going to get divorced...that should teach him not to have sex with mortal woman, man i know a lot about greek mythology.

more recently we want to the Pacific science center with our family Friend Paul, and saw the star wars exhibit, not much to say, but: broken air vents, make laser sounds.

also remember me talking about mommy’s friend earlier, we have also been helping her back as she is old, so we’ve had to help her out for a few weeks now, i feel good doing something good.

i also went to a stand up comedy show staring 4 comics whose names i forgot, but the best part wasn’t the comedians (they were funny) it was the drawings we made in the book that they gave to us.

oh and me Shawn and Cameron are going to make movies in the future.

now, back to weekly updates, good night.

sorry

new posts soon, will work on it tomorrow

hello, i know its been a few weeks, but i am alive, and really not much happened last week, but here is things that happened that are notable:

more kids day

shawn and Cameron are coming here weekly now, they now come here every week to have a little bit of fun, and to destroy the world...JUST KIDDING, but we do have fun

new video:
this video is a poop of Disney's hercules, the TV show based on Disney's adaptation of the greek myth of hercules (or heracles), i haven’t done a poop for while, so i hope you enjoy it very much.
its called: “hercules try’s to come up with a title” since i can't come up with a title, genius? right?.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmBxxhjK67A

also i have seen spamalot, a musical based on Monty python and the holly grail here's a review i wrote:
spamalot is a musical comedy based on Monty Python and the holy Grail, based on the Arthurian Legend.
Monty Python is a comedy group who made the TV show Monty python’s flying circus, and the movies: holy grail, meaning of life, and life of Brian.
this was first a Broadway musical that was made in 2005, and won the tony award for best musical.

man, i enjoyed this play, it is a good adaptation (or is it a lovely rip off?) of Monty Python and the holy grail.
i laughed, and i...well, i laughed, and that's what matters.
also the music is great, it includes a good use of always look on the bright side of life, and has a good number about a man who is not dead...yet.
i had a fun time in the theaters, there was a lot of people, i was in the back, but i could still see it all, and i enjoyed seeing it live.

overall it was good, in case you didn’t hear.

also i had a nice valentine day, where we gave mommy the third book of a series of books that's name i can’t remember, that she reads.
oh, and me and mommy watched a episode of red dwarf

also me and dad watched assault on precinct 13
were some guys shot up a police station, and some of the police survive, the end

also i am interested in that riot in Egypt, its pretty interesting and i have not seen anything like this before.

man that was a long post.

HERCLUES

hello

i know is been a week or so, but here a new blog post for you happy chaps (no, i am American)

i had 2 kids over named Shaun and Cameron, were we hanged out and played and that kind of stuff, i had and fun time and i hope to have them over again sometime.

and i go dragged in to a house with a lot of girls by mom, i kept obsessing about that picture of Jesus on the wall.

sooo, that was a long blog post

also my dad telled me that this post has to be 150 worlds long, and i don’t feel like talking about any current conversion wight now, so...

look out! dracula’s behind you!

hello
my name is Inigo Montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die!

lets go to the moon!

i didn’t know the moon had a face.

i think i lost some of my I.Q. while writing this.

a year in review

well, its time to talk about last year, in 2010, lots of stuff happened, so lets talk about the year that passed, and give future tense to this young year.

10 things i enjoyed in 2010:

1.Christmas- got lots of presents
2.Halloween- scared lots of people
3.visiting the family- it was fun seeing the family
4.reading ender’s game- it was a good book
5.writing my Kubrick retrospective- it was fun researching and talking about his movies
6.going to Disneyland- i did this with the family, during my visit
7. reading the lord of the flies- like ender's game it was a good book
8.watching blues bothers- i enjoyed this movie! 2 thumbs up!
9. watching big trouble in little china- same here! (note: at the time of writing i have watched another john Carpenter movie: escape from new york, i will watch other john Carpenter movies as the year goes on)
10- just...living- screw it, who needs a full list, living its self is good


what happened during Christmas

up to Christmas day, i got a bunch of gifts on an advent calendar, i will post what i got from the advent calendar on a future date (hopefully)

i have uploaded a few videos showing what happened on Christmas day here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgrEbta7AME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk0QWG5G8-s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiI7tITkeqs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O25JU-Tk1t4



on videos

I'm sorry for the long hiatus
this year I'll try to make a more videos than last year

i have a few ideas for new videos so here's my YouTube link for when i make more videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/crazyduplicate

watch this page for new videos that will came out in the year of 2011

whats going to happen in 2011 that will be good
more blog- i promises to make blogs more often
more videos- i promises
unexpected things- you can’t predict the future, so who knows what might happen
movies- remember the writers strike, it looks like the aftermath is ending, will it be better than last year?
a bunch of other stuff- that i can’t come up with.

things to note:
i visited my family this year and it was one of the biggest meetings with my family i have experience
11-years-old now
found out that my moms camera has a video recorder
Staring to enjoy Reading
one of my uncle's family have moved to a place that's really high up in the mountains
i took a really long hiatus with videos

OK. i think that's good enough, see you later

i'm sorry

i'm sorry for the last post, i will make more posts in the future, until i die, i was feeling emo when i made the last post.

obama is not hitler
and i will never make another post like that ever again.

sorry

EDIT:
i have deleted the last post