sorry for the long wait don’t worry, next one will be one will be out shortly.
so recently I got a new call of cthulhu book and its called delta green, and its a setting is about a government conspiracy set around fighting the cthulhu mythos, and it is a very dark book, capturing the cynical feel of h.p. Lovecraft's story's, and an adventure called our ladies of sorrow, i won’t go in to too much detail on both of them, cause my dad reads the blog, and no spoilers for him.
also there is an awesome (not really) show i have been watching called hercules the legendary journeys, staring sexy Kevin sorbo as the love-able homosexual hercules and his sidekick lolaus.
I've made an episode guide for season one since i have finished it
*note: do not use this as a episode guide under any circumstances*
episode 1: the wrong path
hercules gets angry at hera for killing his family, also its the start of the show, and he starts off on the wrong path, wow he sucks.
episode 2: eye of the beholder
hercules fights a cyclops, beats his ass, but doesn’t kill him, pussy.
also the first appearance of salmoneus, the greek salesman, I'm not kidding.
also the title is a d&d rip off.
whats next? planescape torment?
episode 3:
herc helps a bunch of people who had their city destroyed by hera, cause some guy stole her cup, herc throws the cup, the guy chases after the cup for the rest of his life, and some blind guy predicts the future or something.
episode 4:
herc goes to a festival worshiping Dionysus, and ares crashes the party, asshole.
this one was hard to describe, so here's the easiest way i can describe it
episode 5: ares
ares uses kids to fight for him, and hercules reveals that hes a pervert, and Atalanta joins in to.
episode 6:
hercules catches the “ooh its so blurry” disease and ends up being a whiny bitch about it, it doesn’t help that not-Xena the not warrior princess helps these centaurs to try to kill Herc.
episode 7:
lolaus becomes prideful and is sent to be killed by nemesis. not much to say about this one.
other than lolaus almost kills a bunch of men over a bad joke, ouch.
episode 8
hercules helps a slave, who is Asian, and saves the other slaves who are being slaughtered by the guy who is enslaving them, wow, lots of use of the word salve there.
episode 9
lolaus gets sexually attracted to Xena, almost kills herc, that kind of stuff happens with women and men all the time.
episode 10
look at the title of this episode hercules becomes a slave and is forced to fight in the arena, why can't he just punch the guards and set the slaves free WHY WHY WHY!
episode 11:
herc and lolaus get in a fight with ares dog, while investigating a bunch of vanishing dead, this kind of thing happens to me every month.
episode 12
Xena becomes good, and lots of people die cause herc sucks at saving people, wow he sucks.
episode 13
Xena is still good, and they kill this guy who came back from dead at the end of last episode, stuff like this happens to me all the time.
now I'm (by the way i watch it with my dad) a Little bit behind on hercules due to other stuff like call of cthulhu (for example delta green, see above) and doctor who (see down), but I've seen a few episodes of season 2, so here's a short recap::
episode 1: the king of thief's - Bruce Campbell is in this episode, so its atomically awesome....oh wait the plot, well lolaus is believed to be this thief guy, who is Bruce Campbell, so this episode is awesome, and hercules has to find the real thief guy, and he does (that was easy), but then they get trapped in a dungeon together dun dun dun!
episode 2: all that gilders
herc and salmoneus go the a gambling place that kills children, ouch.
episode 3: whats in a name? - Whats in a weird title? hercules damn butt hole brother has been pretending to be him, and hercules ends up going to a dungeon thingy, and his find trap skill is 0%, wow he sucks, let see him play a session of storm bringer, or wost, call of cthulhu
episode 4: siege on naxos - hercules captures a leader of a band of barbarians, and than the castle they have the guy at is attacked by a bunch of the barbarians, hercules wins, oh and also lolaus is here too, but on the most part, hercules wins, hercules wins.
episode 5: outcast
hercules wins, sorry, some centaur marries some woman human, racism! the woman dies, revenge time!
oh and hercules.
I've been watching doctor who with my parents, and unlike Hercules, i like it, and no recap.
and i got a mole on my eye taken off in an operation, i bring a call of cthulhu book to the hospital, the gas they used on me made me feel like i was away from real life, it made me emotionally sad, its good that the nightmare has been over for a long time, also i had a scab on my eye for a Long time, now its gone.
we went to the zoo with my mom and dad’s friend Paul, and we had a fun time there, we saw some robots of dinosaurs, and lots of apes and monkeys, and i learned a new fact, did you know that there are more hot penguins than arctic penguins, it was a fun time at the zoo.
also for the last few weeks, i have been in an improve class, and I've just finished the last class, it was lots of fun, and there be another class in January.
note that this blog is not up to date, next blog will cover Halloween, and the stuff after that, and a review of the Muppet's movie!
see you next time!
