Monday, June 25, 2012

so..
i went to a gaming place to play magic the gathering with cameron, what we did was open a booster pack, take a card, give the others cards to the person next to you, and it keeps on going until there are no more cards to take or give, and then we have a tournament, where we use our new cards in it, there were four people, my dad, cameron, me, and mike tyson (aka some random black guy).

I got second place.

also mom’s birthday, not much happened, other than a really cute little cheesecake, and fathers day, just sherlock holmes and the game of shadows, (or the title that sounds cool but means nothing other than the fact that it sounds cool oh and he fights Moriarty, or DUDE HE FIGHTS MORIARTY.), plot summary: he fights Moriarty, i give it a 2/5.

also i saw superman vs. the elite, highlights include:
a really weird intro sequence that looks like it was made on drugs,
crime doesn't pay,
how mAny times do you hear this phrase: “these guys rock”? ( a lot),
the atomic skull is an awesome name for a supervillain,
and the main villain: a british guy, because british people are behind everything: including the nazis...wait

4.5/5

Cameron came over to play magic, with his friend gavin, but i called him sir gavcion, yeah, i said eggman is fat lol, A lot , and i feel bad for that.

he came back again

oh yeah, you’ve probably noticed i’ve been playing magic, it's very fun, my deck is blue/black, and i’ve won a few times, and lost a few times

also sean and cameron came over to play the elric rpg, i’ll write about that next post.

also watched legend of korra because it is awesome

lastly, my dad’s friend, trygve and his wife Karen visited.


and now a story called “the castle of redemption” i wrote a long time ago.

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I'm a hypocrite, I'll admit it, i hate hypocrites, and people who lie, but I've lied many times, plus that makes me a double hypocrites.

but one night, the one before Halloween, the castle appeared in my dreams, and i wake up on Halloween night, i knew the castle was my key to truth and the end of my hypocrisy, but my wife was angry at my lies, i was not going to stay up late, as i have a problem with the time i go to sleep.

but than i drive to the hill by my town, and on the hill was the castle in my dreams, the castle looked like a pumpkin, with the face of a jack o’ lantern, i was frightened at the by the face of the castle, but i entered anyway, the mouth of the jack o’ lantern opened up, and i entered it.

many entrances to rooms were here, and there were hallways, however my destiny was the hall of truth, the hall led me to my key to fixing my problems, the windows of the halls showed what my life could be like if i end my hypocrisy, so i open the door, and there was jack, the mean old man who started Halloween, and he resembled my hypocrisy, i killed him and took his jack o’ lantern.

the jack o’ lantern had a key inside it, i used the key to open the door that was located in the main room, than the door unlocked and and the light asked me a question “do you want to fix your problems” i said yes, and than i returned back to my life, and now my life is the way i want it to be.

but i have a seed, since jack was the spirits of everything that's wrong with a person, i must give the seed to someone who has many problems with his life, and led him have his redemption, as he gos to the castle, and meets jack, after all i remember being giving that seed by that strange man.

the seed must past on.
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i have mixed feelings about it, maybe I’ll rewrite it one day.

see you soon!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Gordon freeman kicks butt

here is a weird story i made a long, long time ago, 503 days ago.


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Gordon freeman one day went to neverland, but captain hook accidently shot Gordon freeman in the dick cause he thought that Gordon freeman was a lost boy, Gordon freeman had lost his dick, then he cut captain hooks Head off with a cowbar, kick peter pan in the but, and blow up neverland with a nuclear bomb, he got from Osama bin laden.

and then batman hunted Gordon freeman for committing terrorism, but Gordon freeman shot a rocket launcher, and it hit batman in the face, same fate for robin, and joker, and Alfred, and catwoman, and commissioner Gordon, and then he kicked everyone who lived in Gotham in the butt.

then he traveled to middle earth, and kicked everyone in the but, and then he punched sauron in the eye, oh wait sauron is just a eye, but Gordon still punched him, and then he destroyed middle earth with his cowbar, and made a castle on what-use-to-be middle earth.

then he died of old age, he went to haven, his father Chuck Norris

, and Gabe newell, and bill, were all there, but his son was still on earth, and he is the writer of this story, so i didn’t came up with it.

this is what happens when i play too much half-life.

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Yeah it totally is. 

Also, new blog soon.