merry not christmas! (or merry holiday if you want to piss of ben reilly.)
since its not christmas yet, i’m going talk about stuff thats happened in the past month.
i watched seven, another movie by the guy who made fight club, heres my review of it:
it has Morgan Freeman in it, of course its good!
Morgan Freeman/10
yep.
there
was also some cookie party thing where there were cookies that you eat
or something, whatever, the only thing interesting was that it was like
apocalypse now in that there were lots of crazy kids everywhere,
something more exciting about that night, was friday night magic with
david and cameron and camerons brother zack, we spent the rest of the
night by torturing david with superman 64.
we
saw cameron at his school where he was playing drums at a christmas
thing where there was music, the music was obviously christmas related,
whatever, i went there for camerons drums and he did quite a good job at
the drums, SO GOOD that it made my ear drums blow up, i am know death.
it was fun, i guess.
since
christmas is coming, me and dad had to do lots of shopping, yeah. not
much here. we have also been decorating the christmas tree, no surprise
here.
cameron
and david have been visiting me also, and here’s something interesting.
we have been playing a scenario for the roleplaying game elric, the
scenarios name is “karysoons quest”, it is about a guy named karysoon
going to a forest named “the forest of tros”, to find herbs to make
potions out of.
the
two sessions we’ve had so far involved: a bar fight, two FRIEDNLY npc
deaths by the same player, a failed attempt at a heist film, an evil
dagger that possesses people, a character being renamed from “tor” to
“tor the stoner”, the words: “i smock some weed” “i was hiding the body”
“your dick must be size of peanut” “we should have a viking funeral for
her” and “YES! the fapping worked!” (thankly the last one was only
alluded to), a character named “the heavey”, and next season we might
all die.
fun game!
also mom got her prescription filled, yep.
hmm what else.
oh, THE END OF THE WORLD!
it didn’t happen (as you can see by the fact i am living), To the surprise of anyone who believes jesus was NOT a jew*
also heres a stupid video i saw:
THE TOP TEN BEST FUCKING GAMES OF ALL TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAV1D_2gnGw
(first which the video then read the bottom)
ok,
i made the video, as a joke to david whose fear of superman 64 is
great, incase you didn't get the joke. but i’ve just ruined it for you
by explaining the joke. more ruining the joke, its not my real top 10
best games, but it is my top ten BEsT FUCKING GAMES!
i have no clue what a fucking game is.
i
just realized that you could use that sentence to say i don’t know what
a game is, and i put fucking in there cause i’m weird, can’t get
through a game without saying the word FUCK.
so let me refresh it a pit.
i have no clue what a “fucking game” is
(its a game that has sex in it)
anyways, have a merry christmas, and see you after or on christmas :).
(next entry will be more interesting.)
*jesus
was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was
a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a jew, jesus was a
jew, jesus was a jew, ok got it? good.
sorry.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
blah
so,
the last blog was the way it was, for a while, and then i was all like
“HOLY SHIT I’VE GOT TO POST IT” and i stayed up late turning it into what it is now, also it
was made on a day were my friend david came over.
it was fun i guess. and now on to the blog!
first off Halloween.
now, normally halloween is a fun time for me, i look forward to it every year, as i scare people on the yearly haunted house.
but this one....................................................................................................................................
....sigh, ,just sigh.
it was THE WORST HALLOWEEN EVER! oh sure david and other people were there, but i ruined it for myself, argh, and i feel bad for my self.
but the worst part is that it was a bad day for me, but not to any other person at it, making it worse.
i really do not want to talk about it, it was that bad.
don’t mention it around me, for the love of god.
i guess i’ll try again next year.
(god, that sounds like something calvin from calvin and hobbes would say)
but anyways, on a more happy note (because no one wants to read me being emo.), me, Cameron, David, Cameron brother, odin and wolfgang, went to see the seattle pacific science center's exhibit on king tut!
(no, i didn’t get a curse)
it was fun, i guess.
and then came thanksgiving and paul come over for that and that happened and, yeah.
OK, that was a lame blog to spend a week or two (i lost count.) o-
WAIT, I GOT IT.
my friend david has a very massive fear (yes fear, let me repeat that VERY MASSIVE FEAR) of......
SUPERMAN 64!
yes, superman 64, one of the worst games ever, the one that had you flying through mazes, which were a LINEAR path of rings.
the one that took place in a virtual world. due to “political reasons”.
well it does make since, it IS a shitty game, so maybe it is justified.
so because of that, i’m gonna do a review of it! ENJOY!:
---------------------
SUPERMAN 64
“then theres no time to waste!”
those are the words that repeat in many fools who tried to play superman 64, one of the most enduring weapons made by the french, ever.
achly, how about THE most enduring weapon by the french, ever!
which strange construing the frenchs track listing, but whatever, this is about SUPERMAN 64, NOT THE FRENCH!
but anyways. this game, no doubt made by the french as a weapon against the american capitalist pigs, "epic" story goes like this, there was a french game making company called titus who wanted to make a game based on the cartoon “superman the animated series”.
but then warner brothers TOOK THE GAME AND WIPED THEIR ASS WITH IT.
ok it wasn’t that dramatic, but basically titus got pissed and turned this into a weapon of mass destruction on the americans for ruining their game.
a bit of a overreaction guys.
AND NOW THE GAME ITSELF
first off the plot.
lex luthor, the only man in the dc universe who has the superpower of the most sumgest (and punchable) face around, has trapped supermans friends, jimmy, lois, and some professor guy, in THE MATRIX, WHY? because of political reasons (no really), or lex has just seen the matrix and thought “hey that sounds like a good idea!” (good thing this game was made before the sequels, then there would be a rave level, and the game would be a few hours longer.).
so, superman has to go into the matrix and save his friends. why?
CAUSE THERES NO TIME TO WASTE!
no really, there isn't anytime to go golfing, so he has to go save his friends.
AND NOW THE FIRST LEVEL!
i asked three guys to play the first level and record their reactions, i am now wanted for torture btw.
the first is a man who, if he gets angry, he goes on a rampage.
so this is the first level, huh. thought a maze was a non linear building, not a LINEAR TRAIL OF RINGS, huh. looks like the dictionary has to change the definition.
man, was this a racing game at first, or is this lazy programming. cause superman moves like a car, achly, i think they did a good job at simulating a car, huh, maybe this game was orgarly, supercar 64, but then came the americans.
those damn americans, they have then nothing good. i mean its not like america keeps on busting on in unexpected moments and saving the day at the last minute and- HEY
is this game one level? cause this is getting boring
ok so far so good and [DATA EXPUNGED, what you missed should not be posted online.]
man i should have warned him of getting stuck in walls. by that i mean in superman 64, not in real life, cause he didn’t get stuck in a wall, he did go on a rampage however.
test result: 10 people dead from super man 64 caused rampage. 5 walls broken. a car whacked in car chase. one bad game.
could not get past first level, but proved that punching a N64 does not fix bad games, nor does it fix glitches in video games
result was the same as the playtesting as superman 64.
rating: d- (nice job causing a car crash!)
anyways heres the second experiment.
he is a pimp that was promised a orgy.
too bad it is superman 64.
not the game to play for a orgy
where's the orgy i was promised?
anyways, i was brought here to have a or-WOW SUPERMAN IS FLYING Through VAGINAS, HOLD ON I HAVE TO DO THIS [DATA EXPUNGED]
aww man lex wins, damn, i known that i should not have ma[DATA EXPUNGED], damn you freud.
never ask a pimp who knows his freud to play superman 64.
that was a rare sentences.
(think god i put him in jail for, no kidding this is on his crime record, ma[DATA EXPUNGED] to superman 64. wtf is wrong with me)
result: pimp put in jail, or being.... ewwwww.
could not get past first level.
rating:ewwwwwwww
final experiment is some guy who likes saying “ok why “
ok why am i flying through rings.
ok why am i trying save to guys from a car.
OW OK WHY did that car EXPLODE?
oh fuck lex won.
ok well i guess i’ll press start to quit.
afterwards tested on the “ok why” guy to see if superman 64 works well as a bomb, yep it does!
ok why are you-[DATA EXPUNGED]
result: could not get past first level, its official, there is only one level. god, the french is lazy!
rating: ok why/10
things i learned today: 1.in case of emergency, do not punch the N64, nore punch a carge of superman 64. 2. do not ask a pimp to play superman 64 (no wait, don’t ask anyone to play superman 64) 3. superman 64 is good for bomb making.
4. superman 64 is only one level long. sad.
the ending.
so superman's saved his friends and, LEX IS STILL IN THE REAL WORLD!
wow, so this is THE MATRIX.
oh and btw for those wondering, if i beat the game or not, no i just looked up the ending on youtube.
result:i am now wanted for making people play superman 64, and blowing a guy with a bomb.
a bit of a over reaction guys.
FINAL SCORE
frenchness: 0.0
it stars a american created character.
fun: ok really?
its only if you turn it into bomb.
supermanness: you have to be a superdick in order to like this game
superdickry: 0.0
superman never does anything dicky, oh wait you mean the guys who made this game?
10.10
fucking french, first napoleon, and now this!
longness: 1.0
its just one level, right?
final score: F-
-see me in detention SUPERMAN 64!
---------------------------
god, no wonder david hates this game so much.
hmm what's else?
oh yeah, now that christmas is coming, i will post my christmas list.
books for christmas (all are rpg books):
*Cthulhu by gaslight
*delta green countdown
*weep
*postmodern magick/satosphere (if you can find it)
*to go/break now (if don’t get satosphere and to go)/postmodern magic (if get satosphere, but not to go)
*book of manor
*book of battle
*land of giants
*the grey knight/tournament of dreams
*and me no longer being on Americas most wanted list for the crime of superdickery.
OK see you soon!
it was fun i guess. and now on to the blog!
first off Halloween.
now, normally halloween is a fun time for me, i look forward to it every year, as i scare people on the yearly haunted house.
but this one....................................................................................................................................
....sigh, ,just sigh.
it was THE WORST HALLOWEEN EVER! oh sure david and other people were there, but i ruined it for myself, argh, and i feel bad for my self.
but the worst part is that it was a bad day for me, but not to any other person at it, making it worse.
i really do not want to talk about it, it was that bad.
don’t mention it around me, for the love of god.
i guess i’ll try again next year.
(god, that sounds like something calvin from calvin and hobbes would say)
but anyways, on a more happy note (because no one wants to read me being emo.), me, Cameron, David, Cameron brother, odin and wolfgang, went to see the seattle pacific science center's exhibit on king tut!
(no, i didn’t get a curse)
it was fun, i guess.
and then came thanksgiving and paul come over for that and that happened and, yeah.
OK, that was a lame blog to spend a week or two (i lost count.) o-
WAIT, I GOT IT.
my friend david has a very massive fear (yes fear, let me repeat that VERY MASSIVE FEAR) of......
SUPERMAN 64!
yes, superman 64, one of the worst games ever, the one that had you flying through mazes, which were a LINEAR path of rings.
the one that took place in a virtual world. due to “political reasons”.
well it does make since, it IS a shitty game, so maybe it is justified.
so because of that, i’m gonna do a review of it! ENJOY!:
---------------------
SUPERMAN 64
“then theres no time to waste!”
those are the words that repeat in many fools who tried to play superman 64, one of the most enduring weapons made by the french, ever.
achly, how about THE most enduring weapon by the french, ever!
which strange construing the frenchs track listing, but whatever, this is about SUPERMAN 64, NOT THE FRENCH!
but anyways. this game, no doubt made by the french as a weapon against the american capitalist pigs, "epic" story goes like this, there was a french game making company called titus who wanted to make a game based on the cartoon “superman the animated series”.
but then warner brothers TOOK THE GAME AND WIPED THEIR ASS WITH IT.
ok it wasn’t that dramatic, but basically titus got pissed and turned this into a weapon of mass destruction on the americans for ruining their game.
a bit of a overreaction guys.
AND NOW THE GAME ITSELF
first off the plot.
lex luthor, the only man in the dc universe who has the superpower of the most sumgest (and punchable) face around, has trapped supermans friends, jimmy, lois, and some professor guy, in THE MATRIX, WHY? because of political reasons (no really), or lex has just seen the matrix and thought “hey that sounds like a good idea!” (good thing this game was made before the sequels, then there would be a rave level, and the game would be a few hours longer.).
so, superman has to go into the matrix and save his friends. why?
CAUSE THERES NO TIME TO WASTE!
no really, there isn't anytime to go golfing, so he has to go save his friends.
AND NOW THE FIRST LEVEL!
i asked three guys to play the first level and record their reactions, i am now wanted for torture btw.
the first is a man who, if he gets angry, he goes on a rampage.
so this is the first level, huh. thought a maze was a non linear building, not a LINEAR TRAIL OF RINGS, huh. looks like the dictionary has to change the definition.
man, was this a racing game at first, or is this lazy programming. cause superman moves like a car, achly, i think they did a good job at simulating a car, huh, maybe this game was orgarly, supercar 64, but then came the americans.
those damn americans, they have then nothing good. i mean its not like america keeps on busting on in unexpected moments and saving the day at the last minute and- HEY
is this game one level? cause this is getting boring
ok so far so good and [DATA EXPUNGED, what you missed should not be posted online.]
man i should have warned him of getting stuck in walls. by that i mean in superman 64, not in real life, cause he didn’t get stuck in a wall, he did go on a rampage however.
test result: 10 people dead from super man 64 caused rampage. 5 walls broken. a car whacked in car chase. one bad game.
could not get past first level, but proved that punching a N64 does not fix bad games, nor does it fix glitches in video games
result was the same as the playtesting as superman 64.
rating: d- (nice job causing a car crash!)
anyways heres the second experiment.
he is a pimp that was promised a orgy.
too bad it is superman 64.
not the game to play for a orgy
where's the orgy i was promised?
anyways, i was brought here to have a or-WOW SUPERMAN IS FLYING Through VAGINAS, HOLD ON I HAVE TO DO THIS [DATA EXPUNGED]
aww man lex wins, damn, i known that i should not have ma[DATA EXPUNGED], damn you freud.
never ask a pimp who knows his freud to play superman 64.
that was a rare sentences.
(think god i put him in jail for, no kidding this is on his crime record, ma[DATA EXPUNGED] to superman 64. wtf is wrong with me)
result: pimp put in jail, or being.... ewwwww.
could not get past first level.
rating:ewwwwwwww
final experiment is some guy who likes saying “ok why “
ok why am i flying through rings.
ok why am i trying save to guys from a car.
OW OK WHY did that car EXPLODE?
oh fuck lex won.
ok well i guess i’ll press start to quit.
afterwards tested on the “ok why” guy to see if superman 64 works well as a bomb, yep it does!
ok why are you-[DATA EXPUNGED]
result: could not get past first level, its official, there is only one level. god, the french is lazy!
rating: ok why/10
things i learned today: 1.in case of emergency, do not punch the N64, nore punch a carge of superman 64. 2. do not ask a pimp to play superman 64 (no wait, don’t ask anyone to play superman 64) 3. superman 64 is good for bomb making.
4. superman 64 is only one level long. sad.
the ending.
so superman's saved his friends and, LEX IS STILL IN THE REAL WORLD!
wow, so this is THE MATRIX.
oh and btw for those wondering, if i beat the game or not, no i just looked up the ending on youtube.
result:i am now wanted for making people play superman 64, and blowing a guy with a bomb.
a bit of a over reaction guys.
FINAL SCORE
frenchness: 0.0
it stars a american created character.
fun: ok really?
its only if you turn it into bomb.
supermanness: you have to be a superdick in order to like this game
superdickry: 0.0
superman never does anything dicky, oh wait you mean the guys who made this game?
10.10
fucking french, first napoleon, and now this!
longness: 1.0
its just one level, right?
final score: F-
-see me in detention SUPERMAN 64!
---------------------------
god, no wonder david hates this game so much.
hmm what's else?
oh yeah, now that christmas is coming, i will post my christmas list.
books for christmas (all are rpg books):
*Cthulhu by gaslight
*delta green countdown
*weep
*postmodern magick/satosphere (if you can find it)
*to go/break now (if don’t get satosphere and to go)/postmodern magic (if get satosphere, but not to go)
*book of manor
*book of battle
*land of giants
*the grey knight/tournament of dreams
*and me no longer being on Americas most wanted list for the crime of superdickery.
OK see you soon!
Saturday, October 27, 2012
summers over
so, we had a picnic with David who played magic with us and stuff like that, i think i mentioned that last post.
we also met him at a park, one reason was to hear my dad throw up into the ear horns, but the real reason was for David to make characters for the role-playing game "elric!" (hmm, maybe i should do a review of that). BTW “walks like a douche bag" is on one of his character's sheet.
and then came the end of the summer.
thus fall begin, and heres what happened:
first off, came the return to ravnica lunch (at the time, the newest magic the gathering expansion).
so Cameron and his bro Zack, and David came along for the ride to the new expansion, we went and got our cards, and started playing. and we all sucked, except for Zack (who had the best cards) and David (who had the eye of the tiger), and they won.........
a card holder, which means a box.
yes, a box, A cool box yes, but just a box. ("the eye of the tiger for this!?" david said)
after that David stayed the night, and mostly played skyrim, a lot, like he totally played all the way to the crack of dawn, Jesus, there was one time when i woke up to- you know what, here is a 1 act play i wrote about it:
dartagnan: [wakes up to go pee]
David: [wakes up]
dartagnan: [go’s to sleep]
David: [plays skyrim for a few hours]
followed by 5 hours of him playing skyrim
Dartagnan: [wakes up], holy fucking shit your still playing it.
Ha! take that Shakespeare, i can write better th-[looks at play that i wrote]... wait never mind, your better at it then me Shakespeare, you win.
I saw the first half of the 7th series of doctor who (cause, they are doing the break again), and here is my least favorite to favorite episodes of this series.
5. A Town Called Mercy
4. Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
3. The Power of Three
2. The Angels Take Manhattan
1. Asylum of the Daleks
i thought it was a enjoyable series, just don’t talk about "The Angels Take Manhattan" around me, just don't.
also i watched some movies with my dad, nothing new right? but after watching fight club (remember the last post?), we watched hunger games, and then we watched battle royale.
and then we realized that we were watching movies about the future sucking, well OK them movie fight club isn't really future suck, but it kind off is, with them fighting capitalism and everything.
so yeah here are reviews of the futuresuck movies we watched:
fight club (or capitalism sucks the movie)-good, better then the book, the end, if you rewatch it, you’ll notice clues that ____ is ___ ___ (look at the very bottom for the spoilers, but you should now it allready, if you don’t, dude! just watch the movie already!).
(btw, there was a crappy game based on fight club that was nothing like the movie at all, this is how i think the making of the game went.)
hunger games (or kids killing kids)- it takes risks by HAVING KIDS KILLING KIDS, and its all around good.
battle royale (or... never mind, the titles good)- fucking awesome, takes even more risks by having KIDS KILLING KIDS IN BLOODY WAYS. like cutting off a kid's HEAD OFF, and PUTTING A GRENADE IN HIS MOUTH AND THROWING IT AT A HOUSE.
12 monkeys (or no Bruce wills is not a cybrog, thats the logo of the 12 monkeys)- KID KILLING kI- wait, sorry. gilliam at his best, or is that fear and loathing and GODDAMN BATS in las vegas, good ending too.
dark knight returns part 1 (no not the dark Knight rises)-awesome adaption of the comic, TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR THE SUPERMAN FIGHT!
we were gonna watch blade runner next, but now we are watching scary movies, yeah.
i also saw the election, Romney is asshole and gives me another reason to dislike Mormonism, so yeah go Obama.
But really, Romney sucks.
and that's the begin of fall, but to me it was the end of summer, mostly due to the fact that it took a long time for this fucking blog to be finished, but also cause after all of this stuff, we took a drive on mount baker which was really f’ing cool, also we went to Seattle and met with some of our (as in mom and dad’s) friends, also while there me and dad looked at a petty cool art museum, so yeah
over all this summer showed me whats its like to be a teen, even though i started teen-nest year ago, so this year i went to party's, talked with people, hanged out with friends, played role-playing games, and other stuff, wow what a season, i also did some of the stuff i usually do on summer (like the pool), maybe next summer I'll learn how to ride a bike.
next is the second half of fall, that will be fun
that and also i can’t wait for the Halloween house these year, but that's another post.
(next time might be the pendragon review or something)
note: Halloweens about to start, so look out for a blog after Halloween
spoilers: Tyler Durden is not real
we also met him at a park, one reason was to hear my dad throw up into the ear horns, but the real reason was for David to make characters for the role-playing game "elric!" (hmm, maybe i should do a review of that). BTW “walks like a douche bag" is on one of his character's sheet.
and then came the end of the summer.
thus fall begin, and heres what happened:
first off, came the return to ravnica lunch (at the time, the newest magic the gathering expansion).
so Cameron and his bro Zack, and David came along for the ride to the new expansion, we went and got our cards, and started playing. and we all sucked, except for Zack (who had the best cards) and David (who had the eye of the tiger), and they won.........
a card holder, which means a box.
yes, a box, A cool box yes, but just a box. ("the eye of the tiger for this!?" david said)
after that David stayed the night, and mostly played skyrim, a lot, like he totally played all the way to the crack of dawn, Jesus, there was one time when i woke up to- you know what, here is a 1 act play i wrote about it:
dartagnan: [wakes up to go pee]
David: [wakes up]
dartagnan: [go’s to sleep]
David: [plays skyrim for a few hours]
followed by 5 hours of him playing skyrim
Dartagnan: [wakes up], holy fucking shit your still playing it.
Ha! take that Shakespeare, i can write better th-[looks at play that i wrote]... wait never mind, your better at it then me Shakespeare, you win.
I saw the first half of the 7th series of doctor who (cause, they are doing the break again), and here is my least favorite to favorite episodes of this series.
5. A Town Called Mercy
4. Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
3. The Power of Three
2. The Angels Take Manhattan
1. Asylum of the Daleks
i thought it was a enjoyable series, just don’t talk about "The Angels Take Manhattan" around me, just don't.
also i watched some movies with my dad, nothing new right? but after watching fight club (remember the last post?), we watched hunger games, and then we watched battle royale.
and then we realized that we were watching movies about the future sucking, well OK them movie fight club isn't really future suck, but it kind off is, with them fighting capitalism and everything.
so yeah here are reviews of the futuresuck movies we watched:
fight club (or capitalism sucks the movie)-good, better then the book, the end, if you rewatch it, you’ll notice clues that ____ is ___ ___ (look at the very bottom for the spoilers, but you should now it allready, if you don’t, dude! just watch the movie already!).
(btw, there was a crappy game based on fight club that was nothing like the movie at all, this is how i think the making of the game went.)
hunger games (or kids killing kids)- it takes risks by HAVING KIDS KILLING KIDS, and its all around good.
battle royale (or... never mind, the titles good)- fucking awesome, takes even more risks by having KIDS KILLING KIDS IN BLOODY WAYS. like cutting off a kid's HEAD OFF, and PUTTING A GRENADE IN HIS MOUTH AND THROWING IT AT A HOUSE.
12 monkeys (or no Bruce wills is not a cybrog, thats the logo of the 12 monkeys)- KID KILLING kI- wait, sorry. gilliam at his best, or is that fear and loathing and GODDAMN BATS in las vegas, good ending too.
dark knight returns part 1 (no not the dark Knight rises)-awesome adaption of the comic, TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR THE SUPERMAN FIGHT!
we were gonna watch blade runner next, but now we are watching scary movies, yeah.
i also saw the election, Romney is asshole and gives me another reason to dislike Mormonism, so yeah go Obama.
But really, Romney sucks.
and that's the begin of fall, but to me it was the end of summer, mostly due to the fact that it took a long time for this fucking blog to be finished, but also cause after all of this stuff, we took a drive on mount baker which was really f’ing cool, also we went to Seattle and met with some of our (as in mom and dad’s) friends, also while there me and dad looked at a petty cool art museum, so yeah
over all this summer showed me whats its like to be a teen, even though i started teen-nest year ago, so this year i went to party's, talked with people, hanged out with friends, played role-playing games, and other stuff, wow what a season, i also did some of the stuff i usually do on summer (like the pool), maybe next summer I'll learn how to ride a bike.
next is the second half of fall, that will be fun
that and also i can’t wait for the Halloween house these year, but that's another post.
(next time might be the pendragon review or something)
note: Halloweens about to start, so look out for a blog after Halloween
spoilers: Tyler Durden is not real
Saturday, September 22, 2012
fight clubs and bumbersoots(?)
soooo
we went to mom’s friend and kristina had a birthday party, not much
there, also we went to another birthday party, again, not much there,
except for the fact it was a mustache party, yeah i don’t know what they
were smokin either...oh and i went to cameron's birthday, again not
much here.
krystina stayed for labor day weekend, not much here.
we went to BUMBERSHOOT AND there actually is MUCH HERE, we saw foxy shazam, doug loves movies, (which my dad's poster almost won, but he didn't. you can here on the podcast) and some other stuff, that i can’t remember cause i got drunk and couldn't remember anything, but it must had been fun (note:i didn’t really get drunk).
also i’ve got some new rpg books, i usually don’t talk about role-playing here (atleast not until recently), but my dad wants me to talk about what books i get, so, i got one shots (for unknown armies, a game that i highly recommend for fans of tim powers), blood and lust (for pendragon), arkham now (call of cthulhu, i wanted more adventures in arkham country, but dad accidentally got this one), and more adventures in arkham country (i did get what i wanted later though) for bumbershoot.
also i’ve just watched fight club, which is like the graduate but the main character is in his late 30s and not college, and with a twist that everybody knows (like how everybody knows that butch cassidy and the sundance kid has no ending), and man-boobs, and the movie starts with a tour through the brain, and it has homoerotic overtones, and it ends with a dick.
maybe the next time i make a movie it should end with a pic of a guys dick that flashes for a second.
and the lesson of the movie is, don’t work at a job in a big office, because you’ll get insomnia, and go insane and start a fight club with your imaginary friend. oh, and if you want to come up with a good idea for a book, and your crazy, then get beat up by random thugs, and you’ll come up with a great idea for a book, that will get turned into a movie starring brad pitt. (which will have a better ending than the book).
also i’ve just broken the first 2 rules of fight club.
election day is coming, i want to talk about it, but usually it leads to me getting angry, and talking about the later part of the second act of fight club, except i’m not talking about the movie, i’m talking about it like its in real life, and i’m tyler durden.
now that my lifes out of the way, here is a review of pendragon, a role playing game about king arthur, btw i’ve spent most of this entry talking about fight club, and now i’m about to talk about king arthur, am i about to write a arthurian version of fight club?.
(or am i about to write fight club-ish version of the once and future king?)
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Opps: Pandragonreview.txt not found.
sorry, but, the pendragon reviews my quest for the holy grail, sorry, btw, we went to a restrent with David, cool, right?
Pendragon review later post.
see you, later
krystina stayed for labor day weekend, not much here.
we went to BUMBERSHOOT AND there actually is MUCH HERE, we saw foxy shazam, doug loves movies, (which my dad's poster almost won, but he didn't. you can here on the podcast) and some other stuff, that i can’t remember cause i got drunk and couldn't remember anything, but it must had been fun (note:i didn’t really get drunk).
also i’ve got some new rpg books, i usually don’t talk about role-playing here (atleast not until recently), but my dad wants me to talk about what books i get, so, i got one shots (for unknown armies, a game that i highly recommend for fans of tim powers), blood and lust (for pendragon), arkham now (call of cthulhu, i wanted more adventures in arkham country, but dad accidentally got this one), and more adventures in arkham country (i did get what i wanted later though) for bumbershoot.
also i’ve just watched fight club, which is like the graduate but the main character is in his late 30s and not college, and with a twist that everybody knows (like how everybody knows that butch cassidy and the sundance kid has no ending), and man-boobs, and the movie starts with a tour through the brain, and it has homoerotic overtones, and it ends with a dick.
maybe the next time i make a movie it should end with a pic of a guys dick that flashes for a second.
and the lesson of the movie is, don’t work at a job in a big office, because you’ll get insomnia, and go insane and start a fight club with your imaginary friend. oh, and if you want to come up with a good idea for a book, and your crazy, then get beat up by random thugs, and you’ll come up with a great idea for a book, that will get turned into a movie starring brad pitt. (which will have a better ending than the book).
also i’ve just broken the first 2 rules of fight club.
election day is coming, i want to talk about it, but usually it leads to me getting angry, and talking about the later part of the second act of fight club, except i’m not talking about the movie, i’m talking about it like its in real life, and i’m tyler durden.
now that my lifes out of the way, here is a review of pendragon, a role playing game about king arthur, btw i’ve spent most of this entry talking about fight club, and now i’m about to talk about king arthur, am i about to write a arthurian version of fight club?.
(or am i about to write fight club-ish version of the once and future king?)
--------------
Opps: Pandragonreview.txt not found.
sorry, but, the pendragon reviews my quest for the holy grail, sorry, btw, we went to a restrent with David, cool, right?
Pendragon review later post.
see you, later
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
not much at all
Not much happened
The zoo, me and cam and his bro went to the zoo, thats it.
Tany and Friesia came over, not much there.
i’ve been playing rpgs, with cameron and sean, you probably know that already.
So here is one of my old stories that probably doesn’t hold up well today:
its called the story of the unknown:
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here's a strange dream i had, it started out when i was looking at my cat, the strange thing is that when i took a look at my cat, it was when i was awake, i must have falling asleep, than the cat grow a giant mouth, and i went into the mouth like a ride in Disney land, the weight of me falling through the mouth...was...unbearable.
and then i come upon a wall, and then the walls bricks are broken up and form a face, the wall became a town and the face wall became a door, then that opened and then the dream faded away to in me on my bed, yet it still felt like a dream.
i was walking out of my car into my home, and than it cut to the dream, the house turned into the town and out of the house came people, all of them looked like me, and then the night sky opened up like a door and a giant ladder came down, all of the people claimed the letter, and i claimed it, and then the dream ended, i was in my bed, in the morning.
while i was in the real world the people start to look defend, look like me, sometimes i start to feel like i had more arms than two, and it continued.
and the dream ended, i climbed into my bed, and then it turned out that i was in the sky, and then i saw that i had four arms, and then the world faded away, cause this was all a dream, the world is my dream,
and that is all.
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I have also been watching Bleach
I am on the soul society arc.
Almost Every Episode goes like this in that arc
Some Guy: HAHA, lets fight Ichigo!
Ichigo: lets fight
Some Guy: I am winning!
-ichigo wins-
Some Guy: Nooooo! you are too strong!
- Rukia being sad-
i also recently bought some stuff
Dunwich source book for Call Of Cthulhu and Melniboné sourcebook for Elric!
and even better
Unknown Armies and Masks Of Nyarlathotep.
Yep
see you next f’n time.
The zoo, me and cam and his bro went to the zoo, thats it.
Tany and Friesia came over, not much there.
i’ve been playing rpgs, with cameron and sean, you probably know that already.
So here is one of my old stories that probably doesn’t hold up well today:
its called the story of the unknown:
--------
here's a strange dream i had, it started out when i was looking at my cat, the strange thing is that when i took a look at my cat, it was when i was awake, i must have falling asleep, than the cat grow a giant mouth, and i went into the mouth like a ride in Disney land, the weight of me falling through the mouth...was...unbearable.
and then i come upon a wall, and then the walls bricks are broken up and form a face, the wall became a town and the face wall became a door, then that opened and then the dream faded away to in me on my bed, yet it still felt like a dream.
i was walking out of my car into my home, and than it cut to the dream, the house turned into the town and out of the house came people, all of them looked like me, and then the night sky opened up like a door and a giant ladder came down, all of the people claimed the letter, and i claimed it, and then the dream ended, i was in my bed, in the morning.
while i was in the real world the people start to look defend, look like me, sometimes i start to feel like i had more arms than two, and it continued.
and the dream ended, i climbed into my bed, and then it turned out that i was in the sky, and then i saw that i had four arms, and then the world faded away, cause this was all a dream, the world is my dream,
and that is all.
------------------------
I have also been watching Bleach
I am on the soul society arc.
Almost Every Episode goes like this in that arc
Some Guy: HAHA, lets fight Ichigo!
Ichigo: lets fight
Some Guy: I am winning!
-ichigo wins-
Some Guy: Nooooo! you are too strong!
- Rukia being sad-
i also recently bought some stuff
Dunwich source book for Call Of Cthulhu and Melniboné sourcebook for Elric!
and even better
Unknown Armies and Masks Of Nyarlathotep.
Yep
see you next f’n time.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
So on july 7, my birthday happened, cameron and his brother came over, we sacrificed his brother to Cthulhu.
We went to cosmic comics to play magic, we had previously done that a few weeks ago from the writing of this blog, i swear that place is haunted, i mean, WE ALMOST NEVER WIN, AND THERE'S, that cat, those killers, never winning, that insane cult, that abandoned building, never winning, the ghost, the statue, and NEVER WINNING. a post about that next time we go.
I got a cake in the shape of the Tardis and some presents, all for rpgs
Pendragon and the Great Pendragon Campaign
Secrets Of New Orleans and Mortal Coils for coc
Sorcerers Of Pan Tang and Sea Kings Of The Purple Towns for stormbringer aka elric
an alarm clock of dalek
It was very fun indeed.
but, a few weeks before Sean, cameron and I were playing two seasons of an elric scenario called the Four Seasons:
IT WAS VERY FUNNY
soo here are the best parts
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one of my characters “dod” a radical knight of the church of donblus being extreme over fighting chaos, “I WILL KILL WHO EVER SUMMON THAT MONSTER”, Cedric a knight of mirath however, is not really glad of that, “ugh not this again”.
seans character alciane being a cultist of charods, using necromancy, which will lead to him and dod fighting each other, as he hasn’t raised the dead yet, and at one point he possessed a guy while dod and cedrics backs were turned (nice job fighting chaos guys).
cameron's character glyndinan, is a merchant, whose stuff all sucks(those are the shitiest swords i’ve ever seen, i WOULDN'T wipe my ass with these jewels), and he tried to sell some stuff to sean, it weant well.
us killing a monster, then alciane cutting out the eyeball for ritual purposes, and glyndinan cutting off three of its claws, the people we saved backed away.
sean and cameron (he walked in, then got interested) summoned a demon to go kill the main bad guy, dod and cedric were sleeping, it ends with whore punching.
---
btw david came over after that and played magic with us, he kicked our asses.
then cameron came over , thats were i’ll have a clffhanger.
see you next time
We went to cosmic comics to play magic, we had previously done that a few weeks ago from the writing of this blog, i swear that place is haunted, i mean, WE ALMOST NEVER WIN, AND THERE'S, that cat, those killers, never winning, that insane cult, that abandoned building, never winning, the ghost, the statue, and NEVER WINNING. a post about that next time we go.
I got a cake in the shape of the Tardis and some presents, all for rpgs
Pendragon and the Great Pendragon Campaign
Secrets Of New Orleans and Mortal Coils for coc
Sorcerers Of Pan Tang and Sea Kings Of The Purple Towns for stormbringer aka elric
an alarm clock of dalek
It was very fun indeed.
but, a few weeks before Sean, cameron and I were playing two seasons of an elric scenario called the Four Seasons:
IT WAS VERY FUNNY
soo here are the best parts
---
one of my characters “dod” a radical knight of the church of donblus being extreme over fighting chaos, “I WILL KILL WHO EVER SUMMON THAT MONSTER”, Cedric a knight of mirath however, is not really glad of that, “ugh not this again”.
seans character alciane being a cultist of charods, using necromancy, which will lead to him and dod fighting each other, as he hasn’t raised the dead yet, and at one point he possessed a guy while dod and cedrics backs were turned (nice job fighting chaos guys).
cameron's character glyndinan, is a merchant, whose stuff all sucks(those are the shitiest swords i’ve ever seen, i WOULDN'T wipe my ass with these jewels), and he tried to sell some stuff to sean, it weant well.
us killing a monster, then alciane cutting out the eyeball for ritual purposes, and glyndinan cutting off three of its claws, the people we saved backed away.
sean and cameron (he walked in, then got interested) summoned a demon to go kill the main bad guy, dod and cedric were sleeping, it ends with whore punching.
---
btw david came over after that and played magic with us, he kicked our asses.
then cameron came over , thats were i’ll have a clffhanger.
see you next time
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